I heard part of an interview with Morgan Spurlock, the creator of the documentary, "Where in the World is Osama bin Laden" yesterday. The film, which opens today, sounds as if it might be more travelogue with a twist of the Middle East. Spurlock visits places as varied as Morocco, Pakistan, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan and chats with a variety of those countries' citizens along the way in order to sort of find Osama bin Laden and take a look-see in the countries where he has been.

Spurlock's interview comments about wresting reminded me of one of my husband's encounters with Tibetan monks in Nepal. The interviewer and Spurlock talked about how people everywhere, no matter which country, know that championship wrestling is serious business. My husband, who wrestled in high school, attracts wrestling type fans wherever he travels.

As a rather large man with huge feet--size 14, he is unable to escape notice. People, particularly in countries like Vietnam, like to poke and prod him. Because he wears Red Wing work boots, his shoes gain notice. Fill one with cement and you'd have quite the doorstop. Even without the cement, it's a doorstop. Anyway, when we were in Nepal and stopped by a Tibetan monastery outside of Pokhara, like always, my husband left his shoes outside the door while we went inside. When he came out, he saw a group of monks gathered around his boots.

One of the monks reached down to pick one up and seemed to be testing its weight, marveling. Another, who knew English, said, "Can we ask you a question?"

My husband leaned in thinking he might learn a bit about enlightenment,"Yes?" He waited for the pearl.

"Hulk Hogan? Is he real?"

"Sure," said my husband, which produced a round of beaming smiles, nods and back slapping, as if my husband and Hulk are best buds. As for the pearl of wisdom? Here's what I think. Sometimes, it doesn't take much to please.

Though it's been kept a secret by the British media, Prince Harry has been on active duty in Afghanistan since December. The news finally leaked out yesterday on the Drudge Report, and British officials have decided that, due to security concerns, the 23-year-old prince will have to come back to England.

Prince Harry was not pleased with the news. When asked if he'd ever want to return to Afghanistan, he said, "I don't want to sit around in Windsor."

He added: "I generally don't like England that much and, you know, it's nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general shite that they write."

That's an attitude I can't help but love.

More here.

Forget Europe, the world's oldest oil painting was just recently found in the caves of the Bamiyan Valley in Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Valley was originally famous for its 1,500 year old Buddha statues that were destroyed by the Taliban in 2001, but a team of scientists from the US, Japan and Europe declared this week that they some of the cave oil paintings date back to 650 A.D.

The oil paintings have not fared well. Years of the severe Afghan natural environment as well as dynamite explosions from the Taliban have damaged the paintings. In attempting to preserve the intact portions, a team of researchers from the National Research for Cultural in Tokyo -- they were working under a Japanese/UNESCO Fun-in-Trust program -- discovered oily residues in a group of one of the wall paintings. Further research with different microscopic, x-ray and chemical tests showed that the paintings may have been made using poppy seed and walnut oils.

The paintings are most likely the work of artists who once traveled the Silk Road, East and Central Asia's historic trade route, but the most important aspect about the discovery is that it reverses the standard assumption that oil painting originated in Europe. To learn more about the discovery go here.

This weekend, I was talking to some friends about the increasing popularity of all those fiction bestsellers from other countries, namely Khaled Hosseini's "Kite Runner" and "A Thousand Splendid Suns". People like reading them in part because Hosseini is a good writer, but they also like reading them because they feel like they are learning about life in Afghanistan.

The conversation turned to whether or not it is a good idea for the "American masses" to get their ideas about what life in Afghanistan is like from fiction. Imagine what everyone in Afghanistan would think about the US if they only read, say, Toni Morrison's abuse-filled books. Yes, that type of abuse certainly exists here, but that's not all there is in the US.

On one hand, Hosseini was born in Afghanistan and is clearly familiar with the life there. I don't doubt that the kind of abuse he describes so vividly in his books actually happens in Afghanistan. At the same time, the characters are fictional and the situations made up. Can people actually separate truth from fiction when it comes to Afghanistan, a country we know so little about?

The things people make money on in this world are quite amazing. I especially wonder about the Osama-inspired merchandise that people seem to keep producing for some reason.

A friend sent me a link to Wired's defense blog. The author, Noah Shachtman, seems to know a thing or two about this topic. Sick of eating "baked scorpion on sticks" and "rat-shaped lollipops" in China, he is marveling over yet another culinary treat of Beijing: sugared Osama Bin Laden-shaped candies.

Shachtman says that in Afghanistan, they sell "Super Osama bin Laden Kulfa Balls", or coconut candy manufactured in Pakistan and packaged in pink-and-purple boxes covered with images of bin Laden surrounded by tanks, cruise missiles, and jet fighters." Yum!

While the world likes to get their daily dose of Osama orally, Americans clearly don't find this intimate enough. Here, you could buy "Al Qaeda condoms" and "bin Laden toilet paper". People are weird.

There are still no clues in the case of an American aid worker kidnapped Saturday in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Cyd Mizell (seen at right), a 49-year-old English teacher at Kandahar University, had worked for an NGO, the Asian Rural Life Development Foundation. The woman's driver, Abdul Hadi, was also taken.

This follows a string of abductions of foreigners and Afghans alike in the past few years, possibly spurred on by some governments' policies of paying ransoms to secure their citizens' release.

The southern region of Afghanistan has "become increasingly dangerous," according to an ABC News story, "as the Taliban insurgency has spread throughout southern Afghanistan."

The article continues: "Western civilians who operate there often travel with armed guards and extreme caution. The area is rife with Taliban militants and criminals linked to the country's booming opium poppy trade."

The Afghan authorities suspect the work is either of the Taliban or an armed criminal gang, though they still have not heard any demands from the kidnappers.

More coverage here and here.

Afghanistan

Location: South Asia, east of Iran and north of Pakistan

Capital: Kabul

In a nutshell: Afghanistan's government and its strategic location have put it at the center of one international conflict after another. Still reeling from the 1979 Soviet invasion and a subsequent civil war, Afghanistan was bombed by the U.S. and U.K in 2001 after its Taliban leadership refused to hand over Al Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden.

How you know it: You've been awake at least part of the last seven years.

Interesting factoid: That heroin you saw at a party once probably came from Afghanistan, the world's largest producer of poppies.

Bonus interesting factoid: There's most likely an Afghan laying on your couch.

Make sure to check out: The Band-i amir Lakes, called one of the world's "least visited but most dramatic natural wonders." Be forewarned, however, that those ninnies at the State Department strongly advise against travel to Afghanistan. Something about "military operations, landmines, banditry, armed rivalry among political and tribal groups, and the possibility of terrorist attacks, including attacks using vehicular or other improvised explosive devices (IEDs)."

More from this series: Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan.

This photo encapsulates everything I love about travel, especially those odd moments where you get mixed in with the locals and have to endure an entire different way of life just to get from Point A to Point B. And just look at that desolate landscape. There's probably not a McDonald's for at least another mile!

According to Teokaye, who snapped this wonderful shot, the truck (or carriage?) is full of "Wakhis on the way to the hi-altitude summer pastures to tend to family livestock. This road follows the border - Tajikistan is to the left, Afghanistan, to the right."

And then Teokaye asks us, "Can you spot the American?" I think I can, can you?

The much-anticipated movie "The Kite Runner" about an Afghan refugee and his childhood experiences in his war-torn homeland finally opened this weekend. It's the latest in a slew of Afghanistan movies, following on the heels of "Lions for Lambs" with Tom Cruise and preceding the Christmas thriller, "Mr. Wilson's War," with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts.

The only movie I've seen of the three is "Lions for Lambs," and I'll save you the $10 bucks by just saying it's a rather terrible movie. There's lots of political drivel and lackluster action scenes, but nothing that gets us beyond the veneer of 24/7 news broadcasts and psuedo-political commentary. That's why I'm hoping "Kite Runner" will delight me. Though apparently most of it was shot in China ...

Post if you've seen the movie and whether you liked it or not!

If you are a volunteer somewhere, give yourself a pat on the back. This is your day. Started as a UN resolution back in 1985, December 5 is a day to get people fired up for the other 364 days of the year. Even though the areas of economic and social development, are the target areas for applause, I say, if you're helping anyone anywhere, bravo for you. Hmmm. Economic and social development. Those are broad terms. There's a page on the International Volunteer Day Web site that lists the 7 Goals for the Millennium that volunteer activities are linked to. They are:

1. Eradicate extreme poverty and hunger
2. Achieve universal primary education
3. Promote gender equality & empower women
4. Improve maternal health
5. Reduce child mortality
6. Combat HIV/AIDS, malaria and other diseases
7. Ensure environmental sustainability

Kabul, Afghanistan, Kathmandu, Nepal and Beijing, China are featured as areas where such projects are happening, but there are more. If you are looking for a place to make a difference when you travel, the International Volunteer Day Web site might be a place to start. Here are volunteer stories to get you inspired.